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28 March 2007

shaving is the devil

shaving is one of those things in life that if i could do away with, i would. my reasons for this are:

-it takes too much time,
-it is expensive (look at the price of mach 3 blades when next at the store, EEGADS!),
-i cut myself all the time,
-it's uncomfortable and can hurt,
-little bits of hair are eventually going to clog the plumbing i'm sure,
-and it needs to be done everyday.

i am not a huge fan of facial hair, or hair for that matter. unless it's long and flowing and on a lady (grrrrrrrr, baby!). perhaps i should learn to like facial hair and begin to wear a beard. then, i could go without shaving for quite some time. hmmm... *scratcheshairlesschin* not to sound too anti-facial hair here, because i do like the scruffy, two day unshaven look. well, i'm off to shave then. cheers . . ..

1 comment:

Lori said...

you could opt for that electro-whatever surgery that removes your hair forever. that might be nice. ;)
yeah, i bought kyle's mach 3 turbo blades the other day---$17.95!!!!!!
killer..