what is today? the biggest party night of the year? well, it's at least one of them, that's for sure. i've got some options but i'm still not decided on what i will be doing. i can say for sure that i'll be around friends, making white russians, dancing, singing, counting down to midnight, and just being wacky and silly. i won't be able to see all my friends tonight though, and that makes me sad. to those i'm not able to be around tonight, HAVE A SA-WEET NEW YEAR'S!!! and i want to hear some crazy stories from you!
here's something i found in the newspaper just a few days ago. it makes me mad. really mad. these are the number one and number two ways to make your new year's eve the best ever. here's number two:
make sure there's someone nearby to kiss at midnight, because that would be really pathetic if you just stood there. this "someone" extends to best friends, ex-lovers and even random strangers. being taboo is preferrable to being sad and lonely.
and here's number one:
go for it. terms like "harassment", "party foul", "moral turpitude", and "irrepairable damages" all slip out of the collective vocabulary from 11pm to midnight on dec 31. for this one glorious hour, you are allowed to be the person you always wanted to be. allowed to dive into all the devious behavior you can think of. and the best part: you can repent your sins the next day with a self-improving new year's resolution.
absolutely rediculous. do NOT follow this crap. but seriously, have one heck of a night!
cheers!
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